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[baofeng]

[Yizhi pauses his Gossip-Girl-ing and finally turns on his brain.]

What do you think will have the most interesting results?

[He remembers Owen's attitude on that network post... the man seems to be a tricksy one. Owen might appreciate an offer to collaborate on this rumor.]

I dunno if it’s something I want to hear about. With your knowledge, how interesting is the truth?

[sicklysweet]

well, she did tell me to keep what happened in there a secret. some information is better kept from the masses...

but the truth isn't anything anyone who already knows me would find surprising.

[baofeng]

[Intriguing…. Yizhi isn’t sure it’s sex anymore, but he’s not sure it’s not sex either. Where he comes from, fucking/getting fucked by your beautiful lady boss who you are not married to is also something you want to keep secret from the masses.]

I think I have room to know you better. But for those who do know you well, I guess we should make a convincing lie so they don’t figure it out.

[sicklysweet]

[Glad Yizhi is considerate of the bottoms getting pegged in the world.]

i don’t think any of them would be convinced with tales of my sexual prowess. intimacy with women isn’t exactly something i indulge in often, at least not if i’m the man in the equation.

[Don’t worry about it.]

[baofeng]

But if you’re the woman in the equation is that fine?

[how does it feel to be on the receiving end of weirdness, owen]

[sicklysweet]

why wouldn’t it be fine? men tend to be more drawn to me as a witch, sometimes, anyways.

[What does it make you when you can be both mostly gay man and a mostly straight woman……… A shitty sitcom, probably.]

[baofeng]

[A shitty sitcom perhaps, but a very entertaining one!]

So I could say I heard you turned into a beautiful woman and you and the esteemed lady boss had a wild day together.

It might sound suspicious if I tell people like I was thinking of doing, so it’ll be if I get asked.