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[baofeng]

I try to be a polite person. But wow! That’s incredible! Madam Tenkohime has never spent so much intimate time with a Lost Soul before.

[He might be jumping to conclusions about what they spent the 24 hours doing… but what else could they have been doing? In the Mizukume’s luxury private rooms??? With nothing else sent for other than Owen’s maybe incredibly talented body (as speculated by the Mizukume’s work groupchats)??????

Admittedly Owen could just be a brilliant scholar of traditional yokai arts and they just talked the whole time, but that’s also kind of intimate. Spiritual or intellectual intimacy is also spicy.]

I’m at a loss for words... I want to know how you captured her attention for so long but that is absolutely a breach of privacy. Don’t tell me! But is it okay if I tell my coworkers at the Mizukume you really were there the whole night?

You must be super talented.

[sicklysweet]

[A better person would probably try to gently correct Yizhi’s assumptions while keeping to Tenkohime’s request to not tell anyone about his resurrection magic…

Unfortunately, Owen.]

you can tell them whatever you want.

do you want to know what we were really doing all night?

[baofeng]

[Yizhi pauses his Gossip-Girl-ing and finally turns on his brain.]

What do you think will have the most interesting results?

[He remembers Owen's attitude on that network post... the man seems to be a tricksy one. Owen might appreciate an offer to collaborate on this rumor.]

I dunno if it’s something I want to hear about. With your knowledge, how interesting is the truth?

[sicklysweet]

well, she did tell me to keep what happened in there a secret. some information is better kept from the masses...

but the truth isn't anything anyone who already knows me would find surprising.

[baofeng]

[Intriguing…. Yizhi isn’t sure it’s sex anymore, but he’s not sure it’s not sex either. Where he comes from, fucking/getting fucked by your beautiful lady boss who you are not married to is also something you want to keep secret from the masses.]

I think I have room to know you better. But for those who do know you well, I guess we should make a convincing lie so they don’t figure it out.

[sicklysweet]

[Glad Yizhi is considerate of the bottoms getting pegged in the world.]

i don’t think any of them would be convinced with tales of my sexual prowess. intimacy with women isn’t exactly something i indulge in often, at least not if i’m the man in the equation.

[Don’t worry about it.]

[baofeng]

But if you’re the woman in the equation is that fine?

[how does it feel to be on the receiving end of weirdness, owen]

[sicklysweet]

why wouldn’t it be fine? men tend to be more drawn to me as a witch, sometimes, anyways.

[What does it make you when you can be both mostly gay man and a mostly straight woman……… A shitty sitcom, probably.]

[baofeng]

[A shitty sitcom perhaps, but a very entertaining one!]

So I could say I heard you turned into a beautiful woman and you and the esteemed lady boss had a wild day together.

It might sound suspicious if I tell people like I was thinking of doing, so it’ll be if I get asked.